27 EXAMPLES OF WENGER'S INSANITY!

1. Refuses to recognize we're not making 4th spot this season.
2. Won't substitute before the 70th minute.
3. Won't start Podolski.
4. Won't play Podolski.
5. Can't work his zipper.
6. Sells RVP to our rival.
7. Doesn't replace RVP.
8. Sells Nasri to our rival.
9. Considers buying him back.
10. Zonal marking.
11. Vents at plastic water-bottles.
12. Stupidly high line.
13. Plays Ramsey on the wing.
14. Plays Ramsay at right back.
15. Plays Ramsay.
16. Buys Gerhinho.
17. Buys Santos.
18. Chamberlain in the middle.
19. Same game plan regardless of the opposition.
20. Same game plan regardless of the score.
21. Won't put Walcott in the middle.
22. Won't change wage structure.
23. Refused to strengthen squad in January (apart from 'Nacho' desperation buy).
24. Blames the disgruntled fans for negatively effecting the players.
25. Bought Park Chu-Young but won't play him.
26. Considers 4th place a victory.
27. Won't resign.

Keep em coming, I know there's more...