1 - 0 TO THE ARSENAL! EUROPA LEAGUE FOR THE SCUM!

Now we can all relax...

Let out a deep sigh of relief and then laugh uncontrollably at the expense of 'Tottenham Not-So-Hot-Spur'.

After all that Adebayor sh!t-talking, Villas-Boas's attempted mind games, Gareth Bale's sickeningly good performances and pretty much the entire EPL fan-base hating on us Gooners.

ARSENAL FC ARE IN THE CHAMPION$ LEAGUE FOR THE 16th YEAR RUNNING!

Take it!

"How does it feel!?!"

"Now f*#k off to Madrid!"

Laurent Koscielny (probably the EPL's best performing defender) scored the only but vital goal in the 52nd after a pretty dire first half at the Sports Direct Arena.

It was a weird goal - the ball crossed in by Walcott from a wide free kick. The ball skims off Podolski's head, Laurent Koscielny instinctively rolls Fabricio Coloccini and gains an inch to re-direct the ball. The French defender's high kick pinged off the keepers head and in to the far corner. That's all it takes.

At first glance it could have looked in inch offside (which it wasn't), and garnered almost a muted reception from the traveling fans who were a little surprised it was in the back of the net.

Meanwhile at White Hart Lane, Gareth Bale was booked for a dive in the box in the first half against Sunderland. And then a little later 'monkey-boy' hits the post with a low and long drive before scoring an absolute belter from over 25 yards out in the 90th minute to make it 1 - 0.

Fingers were being chewed down to the bone in dying seconds, in the 91st a Walcott break ended in the Newcastle post being rattled as Theo's clever toe-poke deceives the keeper.

Newcastle threatened to do Spurs a favor as the clock rounded up to 94 mins of extra time but we held out with the ball in possession for the final whistle.

Chelsea's 2 - 1 victory over Everton leaves the final standing looking like:

All we need now is for Arsene to spend all that cash!

Watch this space...